Hoarding toilet paper from your local grocery store is fine and dandy, but what good is that going to do for your upcoming summer bod?
We want you to feast your taste buds on the best and healthiest brownie that you’ve ever tasted.
Did we mention it’s also keto-friendly, gluten-free, and not out of stock like the supply of healthy snacks at basically anywhere locally you waltz into with that new N95 mask of yours.
Now, even with its 17g of high-quality fats and 10g of top-notch protein (with only 4g of carbs), we can’t promise you’ll come out of quarantine looking like Arnold Schwarzenegger, but we can promise your health will thank you.
You’ve still got to curl those gallon jugs of water you just paid $20 for from that sketchy guy outside Whole Foods, but combine that with supplementing KetoBrownies in your diet, and you’ve got a good shot at looking like a cast member of ‘300’ when you hit the pool this summer.
Plus, your brain will still stay happy and healthy as you binge on Netflix shows in the meantime, as each bar is packed with a glorious serving of C8 MCTs. Genius? You’re about to be.
Huge fan of almonds and chocolate? BOOM. Check out the macros on these here. How about a blondie? No, we’re not talking about your friend Becky, we’re talking about these bad boys.
Each brownie has a soft, baked and chewy rich texture full of delicious sugar-free chocolate chips leaving you craving to sink your teeth into each bite. Plus, they’re sweetened naturally with Monk Fruit Extract and Erythritol to satisfy your sweet tooth while making sure you stay in fat-burning mode.
Given that we’re currently in global pandemic mode, our inventory has been selling faster than hand sanitizer at the local drug store, so we recommend stocking up while you can. Your doomsday-preppin’ Uncle Marty out in Nevada would be proud.
There’s a reason we’ve sold more than 400,000 brownies to date. Build your stash of KetoBrownie’s before it’s too late.
We would love to send a little box of joy your way. Claim your free 4-count sample box today (normally $13.33). All we ask is you cover $5.87 for shipping and handling.
This is a limited-time offer for new customers. We would love to welcome you into the Ketobrownie family and we wish you all good health during these uncertain times.